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Things I Say While Driving
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: /dinosaur screams/
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(via excuse-my-charisma)
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(via excuse-my-charisma)
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(via excuse-my-charisma)
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(via excuse-my-charisma)
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(via excuse-my-charisma)
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Skyrim Logic
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Zombie Apocalypse
It’s fucking coming. I KNOW it. I’m currently a Biology major in college and some of the shit I learn really worries me. It really fucking pisses me off when I tell people that I really do think there will be a zombie outbreak one day and they laugh at me. Why is that fucking laughable? They found a man eating catfish in Japan AND India so why the fuck not? And on top of that there are still cases of cannibalism all over the world. So honestly how hard would it be to have some kind of mutation/virus/whatever that is capable of transferring this desire for human flesh? Urgh this really worries me lately and I’m not sure why. Fucking zombies. BRING IT!
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